Ex- KGB ready to make a start in MMA

[maverick31]

Sorry, but I am pretty bad at introductions, but I'll give it a shot.

My name is Ivan Popov, and I'm ex-KGB and ex-spetsnaz. But I also defected to the brittish, and acting as a double agent for some time. Durring that time, I also helped train their SAS.

I'm originally from St. Petersburg, Russia, but I now live in London England. I've been living and breathing systema for my entire life, and I have also studied other various styles of martial arts in order to prepare myself for such combat.

I must apologize a head of time, I don't talk much trash, but I will do my best to let my actions prove how worthy I am as a MMA fighter.

I look forward to competing against the top fighters in the LHW division.

[duke09]

1) i dont think you are sorry

2) lickin teh blood of others is dangerous.

3) do you know vin deisel from XXX? because he just called me and he wants his gimmick back.

4) good luck, you may well need it.

5) what does ex-kgb have to do with anything?

6) what is systema?

7) if you double crossed everyone and their dog, is it really a good idea to be fighting? is it not possible that yo may be recognized? have you cosidered the implications of your decision?

8) are you the guy from eastern promises?

cheers,
duke ohnine

[maverick31]

duke09 said:

1) i dont think you are sorry

2) lickin teh blood of others is dangerous.

3) do you know vin deisel from XXX? because he just called me and he wants his gimmick back.

4) good luck, you may well need it.

5) what does ex-kgb have to do with anything?

6) what is systema?

7) if you double crossed everyone and their dog, is it really a good idea to be fighting? is it not possible that yo may be recognized? have you cosidered the implications of your decision?

8) are you the guy from eastern promises?

cheers,
duke ohnine

Hello Duke Ohnine, thanks for responding.
I'll try to answer some of your questions.

1- You're right, I am really not sorry at all. I was merely trying to be polite. I see that's not greatly accepted by you.

2- Drinking blood isn't so dangerous, have you tried it? Besides, I do not intend to live that long... I'm meant to have a short but explosive life.

3- Who is this Vin Diesel? And what is this "gimmack" you speak of?

4- Thanks for the luck, but I really do not believe in such things.

5- Being Ex-KGB was a large part of my life, so I figured since this is an introduction, I might as well say it.

6- Systema? It is a type of Russian martial art. Tought to some Spetsnaz and other Russian government agencies, such as KGB (or now, FSB).

7- I am not worried about the people in my old life, if they come, they come. I hope this does not bother you.

8- What is Eastern Promises? I am sorry, but I do not know what that is suppose to mean. But I doubt very much that you've ever met me.

[Norbert 'Diesel' Sykes]

I like that you have a creative mind. I might enjoy reading about you. I probably won't ever get to fight you since you'll never reach my level. But at least you might make me smile. Like a clown.

[maverick31]

norbert said:

I like that you have a creative mind. I might enjoy reading about you. I probably won't ever get to fight you since you'll never reach my level. But at least you might make me smile. Like a clown.

Hello Mr. Sykes, I'm very happy that enjoy my text. I cannot promise that I'll make it up to your level, but I assure you that I will do my best.
My biggest difficulty is being able to seperate fighting for my life (which I'm sure you've never done), from fighting for sport. I can promise you that the two are very different indeed. Rest assured that I'm currently perfecting this convergence of styles, but accidents do happen... hopefully it won't be you on the other end of that accident.

Have a nice day Mr. Sykes, I look forward to meeting with you in the flesh.