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TNG 22
Mar 8, 2008 15:23:58 GMT -5
Post by Jack "Joker" Napier on Mar 8, 2008 15:23:58 GMT -5
Jimmy Thomson for disrespecting my Shidoshi I will eat your spleen. I will feast on your entrails and wash them down with your blood. I don't care how much larger you are. I don't care how much experiance you have. I will rape you to death and then I'll become angry. First I'll throw you to the ground and pee all over you shouting "HOUSE ON FIRE, HOUSE ON FIRE, PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT!!" Then I'll force you to drink anti freeze until you pass out. Then you will awaken screaming with a size seven poop chute. You cannot ever claim to be better than the man that is the light of my life. I will smite you in his name and believe me....THERE....IS....NOTHING.....FUNNY....ABOUT.....IT!!!!  |
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TNG 22
Mar 8, 2008 15:55:07 GMT -5
Post by Miles Allen on Mar 8, 2008 15:55:07 GMT -5
Jimmy Thomson for disrespecting my Shidoshi I will eat your spleen. I will feast on your entrails and wash them down with your blood. I don't care how much larger you are. I don't care how much experiance you have. I will rape you to death and then I'll become angry. First I'll throw you to the ground and pee all over you shouting "HOUSE ON FIRE, HOUSE ON FIRE, PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT!!" Then I'll force you to drink anti freeze until you pass out. Then you will awaken screaming with a size seven poop chute. You cannot ever claim to be better than the man that is the light of my life. I will smite you in his name and believe me....THERE....IS....NOTHING.....FUNNY....ABOUT.....IT!!!! Intelligent and oh so frightening. |
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TNG 22
Mar 8, 2008 17:15:39 GMT -5
Post by Jack "Joker" Napier on Mar 8, 2008 17:15:39 GMT -5
True intelligence comes from knowing that you know nothing- Socrates
This applies to me in oh so many ways. I only know what Eric wants me to know. Even with this stunted knowledge I see more than you Mr Miles.
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TNG 22
Mar 9, 2008 4:24:18 GMT -5
Post by Miles Allen on Mar 9, 2008 4:24:18 GMT -5
Socrates was a fool Jack...I thought a man such as yourself knew that........Fools....Mediocrity........Eric has taught you to march like an ant to his words Jack..When will you stand as a man and march as one, by yourself....
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TNG 22
Mar 9, 2008 5:25:46 GMT -5
Post by Jimmy Thomson on Mar 9, 2008 5:25:46 GMT -5
Jimmy Thomson for disrespecting my Shidoshi I will eat your spleen. I will feast on your entrails and wash them down with your blood. I don't care how much larger you are. I don't care how much experiance you have. I will rape you to death and then I'll become angry. First I'll throw you to the ground and pee all over you shouting "HOUSE ON FIRE, HOUSE ON FIRE, PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT!!" Then I'll force you to drink anti freeze until you pass out. Then you will awaken screaming with a size seven poop chute. You cannot ever claim to be better than the man that is the light of my life. I will smite you in his name and believe me....THERE....IS....NOTHING.....FUNNY....ABOUT.....IT!!!! I never claimed I was better than Eric, not once. I love how you guys from FASST say I say things when I don't. Jeff and Alacron seem to be the only 2 that actually pay attention. It's ok though, we both know if you were to actually fight me it would be quick and worthless, I would gain nothing, and you have nothing to lose. I only say it will be quick because I'm much bigger and much more experienced. You are however, poised to go far in this league and I respect your team as a whole, because FASST Dux Ryu is the gym with the most wins and the most consistent fighters in it. I myself can't really claim of consistency but I can however say that I've got myself back on track and I'm ready to defend this title no matter who steps up to the challenge. I honestly cannot wait for this fight, it could be defining moment of my tenure here in SoHK or it could be Eric's chance to do what only Norbert has and that's hold two belts in different divisions (though Dux won't be holding the simultaneously he will still be able to claim he's held them both if he wins). |
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TNG 22
Mar 9, 2008 5:31:10 GMT -5
Post by Jimmy Thomson on Mar 9, 2008 5:31:10 GMT -5
Look, I have enjoyed my time in retirement and I've been spending a little time behind the scenes here in SoHK. It's nice to have my name still used and in a nice way. Since people are using it so much I thought I'd weigh in on the HW title scene. What Eric says is true. Plans were set months ahead of time for me to retire and eric to move up. Norbert was in the HW division when it all came into play. Eric is an honorable fighter and has never run from anyone. He is also world class in his skills and a tough match for anyone. There isn't a single member of Fasst Dux Ryu that isn't a champion, past present or future. Joker is the newest and he looks to be a contender soon. Eric Dux is a warrior plain and simple. Jimmy Thomson was a fight I asked for. When he and I faced off his record was below .500 and Conrad told me that he wasn't in line for a title shot. I didn't care. I knew Jimmy by reputation and I knew he'd be a tough fight for me. I was right. Jimmy got the best of me that night and he became the only unavenged loss I'd have. Jimmy has turned his career around. He's earned his title and has looked good doing it. He is the champion and the champion should be respected. That being said, I see it like this. Jimmy is the champ and has a right to be confident. Eric is the #1 contender and a former champion. He has beaten 2 top HW's and EARNED his shot. This talking makes for a great fight. I love great hype. especially since it doesn't involve Norbert. Jimmy or Eric, I say the FANS are the winners here. The HW division is looking better and better. Jimmy, Eric, Xenonovich, Richter, Chetti, Odin, possibly Sykes. There are alot of great fighters now. I can't wait to see who wins. For the record I respect both of you. Just my 2 cents. lol It's good to have reassurance when I'm being doubted. Thanks for the respect man. |
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TNG 22
Mar 9, 2008 8:33:54 GMT -5
Post by Jack "Joker" Napier on Mar 9, 2008 8:33:54 GMT -5
Socrates was a fool Jack...I thought a man such as yourself knew that........Fools....Mediocrity........Eric has taught you to march like an ant to his words Jack..When will you stand as a man and march as one, by yourself.... I will admit to being a fool. I was lost in the void before Eric showed me the light. I was a wanton creature, prone to beating innocent people for no reason other than to share my pain. Eric showed me that my pain can actually help people. My disenchanted youth can contribute to the good of others. I hurt so others don't have to. When I strike my opponant I do so not for my gain but for their own good. I show them that their path is false and I give them hope with every punch. With every kick. Eric is my new messiah. I'd be lost without his wisdom. I bring the laughter of a fool and the blessings of a savior. |
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TNG 22
Mar 9, 2008 11:49:51 GMT -5
Post by Miles Allen on Mar 9, 2008 11:49:51 GMT -5
So basically what your saying to us is...You don't know how you'd push forward without Eric's wonderful life that he's given to you...You don't know how you'd carry on your day in your house maid outfit dancing around Eric's kitchen baking cookies without his guided help.
Am I getting this right Jack?
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TNG 22
Mar 9, 2008 12:01:34 GMT -5
Post by Jack "Joker" Napier on Mar 9, 2008 12:01:34 GMT -5
The lord gave them eyes yet they still can't see. I now have a purpose. I don't fight to harm I fight to heal. My work here is divine. Eric Dux gave this to me. Wearing womens clothes? No I don't think so. I have a higher calling. If your lucky Miles maybe I'll save you one day. Sooner than you think. Until then I wish you Uncle Erics peace. In his name.....
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TNG 22
Mar 9, 2008 12:10:27 GMT -5
Post by Norbert 'Diesel' Sykes on Mar 9, 2008 12:10:27 GMT -5
Ok that Joker guy is a fucking freak. And since when did Fasst Dux Ryu become a heel team. I mean Dux is a bad guy now? Joker is a slave? WTF?  ? Alarcon, you're a good fighter and I'll admit I took you lightly last time. I won't make that mistake again. No matter what you tell yourself, thats my belt you're wearing. We both know it. I made the mistake of taking you lightly before. I won't do it again. I've never trained so hard for a fight. I've never been in this good of shape. I'm bringing the pain. Be ready. |
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TNG 22
Mar 9, 2008 12:38:14 GMT -5
Post by Miles Allen on Mar 9, 2008 12:38:14 GMT -5
Sykes they've decided to enter into your world, they saw that success that you've had jaw jacking everyone in this whole place and figured...That's his secret!! Dux goes that's Norbert's whole secret!!
No wonder I wouldn't EVER beat Norbert Dux said to himself...
He then proceeded to watch tapes of you telling your opponent who it's going to be...OVER AND OVER!!!
Norbert they found your secret! What ever shall you do now!?
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TNG 22
Mar 9, 2008 13:25:03 GMT -5
Post by Norbert 'Diesel' Sykes on Mar 9, 2008 13:25:03 GMT -5
Hold on little fella. Dux seemed like a decent guy and that little toady of his just plain scares me shitless, but NO ONE can ever take my place. They say immitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Well I say FUCK THAT!! Dux you are no bad guy and you know it. Knock it off. Go back to telling kids to drink milk and train hard. And send the clown back where he came from. Man I liked it back when I was the only bad guy. |
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TNG 22
Mar 9, 2008 14:23:30 GMT -5
Post by Miles Allen on Mar 9, 2008 14:23:30 GMT -5
Everyone saw your success Sykes as a bad guy...Now Eric and his little niece want to be like you.
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TNG 22
Mar 9, 2008 14:34:05 GMT -5
Post by Jack "Joker" Napier on Mar 9, 2008 14:34:05 GMT -5
Miles you just don't see. Eric is the way of the future. He is the shining light. I will follow him into hell itself if I must. I'll always be better than you. I have a mission. A sense of purpose. You're just lost. It makes me sad.
Sykes, I would smite you myself if Uncle Eric wishes it. I'd do it with a smile on my face.
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